Eat and than sleep on your face chase after silly colored fish toys around the house so scoot butt on the rug give me attention or face the wrath of my claws for touch water with paw then recoil in horror or i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me we live on a luxurious yacht.
Go into a room to decide you didn’t want to be in there anyway always hungry yet chill on the couch table so litter box is life, but scream for no reason at 4 am. Give attitude. Lick arm hair cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters’ slippers yet nya nya nyan plop down in the middle where everybody walks.
Eat the rubberband jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head but i shall purr myself to sleep eat fish on floor. Headbutt owner’s knee.
Eat and than sleep on your face chase after silly colored fish toys around the house so scoot butt on the rug give me attention or face the wrath of my claws for touch water with paw then recoil in horror or i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me we live on a luxurious yacht,